Ugly woman, waddle down the route,
Ugly woman, the kind I like to shoot, 
Ugly woman, Wiggle that wide, fat behind,
If I look at you I'll go blind,
Ugly woman, old wrinkly skin,
Ugly woman, were you ever thin, 
Ugly woman, avoid a heart attack,
Get liposuction with a shop-vac

Ugly woman you stupid goon, 
Ugly woman, you fat baboon,
Ugly woman, please don't sit on me,
Ugly woman, you make me ill,
Ugly woman, your breath can kill,
Ugly woman, please don't breathe on me,

I don't need you,
You fill my heart with fright, 
Leave me alone b***h,
Sleep alone toniiiiiight!

Ugly woman, you look so weird,
Ugly woman, go shave your beard,
Ugly woman... Please go away.
Oh ick, that toothless smile makes me sick,
Since I didn't bring my gun, I better turn around and run,
What's this I see?
Is she stampeeding after me?
Oh S***! She's stampeeding after me!
Oh no, Ugly woman! 

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